The next American President

Oct 30, 9:44 pm CST. Barack Obama is the next American president. Whether I support him, however, is another story. You heard it here first. Before the elections. That's what the cards say and you can't argue with that!

Going Once, Going Twice...

WORTH A SECOND LISTEN
When Late nite
Where Need me to tell ya that?
Band The Honorary Title
Track Far More
Album Scream and Light Up The Sky

ONE TIME LISTEN ONLY
When Driving
Where A porche, preferably, but seriously, any 4-wheel vehicle would do :-)
Band Collective Soul
Track Hollywood
Album Afterwords

Read This... "In Bed"

I love fortune cookies. To obtain the most out of these fortunes, add the words "In Bed" at the end of your fortune. Voila! You will feel much better about it...in bed.

Ever suffered from a knee fracture? Well, then you can share my pain...in bed.

Carly Fiorina finally disappears from the Republican campaign. Surprise...in bed.

Alright, I gotta go catch my beauty sleep...in bed.

G nite!

I Hate

...people who think I'm a pushover. Coz I ain't, you see? Really. Well maybe. See what I mean?
...people who imitate things that you do. Geez, that sure means they don't use that peabrain they've got. Trust me, I've come across some dumasses in my short life thus far.
...normalcy

No second chance..

Champ the dog

http://www.champthedog.com/index.html

Must Watch

Superbad - Some crazy ass movie. Love love love "McLovin" and Jonah Hill. Absolutely insane.
Darjeeling Limited - For the non-commercial movie lovers.

Rules of Cleavage

"Looking at cleavage is like staring at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. "

Amen, Seinfeld!