Read This... "In Bed"

I love fortune cookies. To obtain the most out of these fortunes, add the words "In Bed" at the end of your fortune. Voila! You will feel much better about it...in bed.

Ever suffered from a knee fracture? Well, then you can share my pain...in bed.

Carly Fiorina finally disappears from the Republican campaign. Surprise...in bed.

Alright, I gotta go catch my beauty sleep...in bed.

G nite!